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@Donna_McCoy: [first date]

Him: *dips chip into salsa rather than scooping*

Me: *gets up and leaves*

(...comes back, grabs salsa bowl, leaves for real)

[first date]

Him: *dips chip into salsa rather than scooping*

Me: *gets up and leaves*

(…comes back, grabs salsa bowl, leaves for real)

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