@jackiembouvier: [First date]
Him: So where do you hike?
Me: I don't hike.
Him: Your profile said you love hiking.
Me: I'm a fiction writer.
![[First date]
Him: So where do you hike?
Me: I don’t hike.
Him: Your profile said you love hiking.
Me: I’m a fiction writer.](/cache/127133.jpg)
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