@iAmDelFreaky: *breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*

@Jill_Doe_: There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon.

@hallebaileys: friendly reminder that it is a sin to not be bisexual. the bible says adam and eve not adam or eve.

@Scarfolk: Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities.

@WhaJoTalkinBout: Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids? Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.