Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@jackiembouvier: [First date]
Him: So where do you hike?
Me: I don't hike.
Him: Your profile said you love hiking.
Me: I'm a fiction writer.

[First date]
Him: So where do you hike?
Me: I don’t hike.
Him: Your profile said you love hiking. 
Me: I’m a fiction writer.

COMMENTS