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@jackiembouvier: [First date]
Him: So where do you hike?
Me: I don't hike.
Him: Your profile said you love hiking.
Me: I'm a fiction writer.

[First date] Him: So where do you hike? Me: I don’t hike. Him: Your profile said you love hiking. Me: I’m a fiction writer.
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