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@daemonic3: [first date]

*Ok don't let her know you're a vampire*

"Would you like a mint?"

*reaches in pocket, pulls out SPF 5,000,000,000*

"Dammit"

[first date]

*Ok don’t let her know you’re a vampire*

“Would you like a mint?”

*reaches in pocket, pulls out SPF 5,000,000,000*

“Dammit”

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