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@T_Bonezzz_: [First Date]

Waiter: Hi, would u like to start off with an appetizer?

Me: I'm gonna wait until my date arrives

W: Sir, it's been 3 hours

[First Date] Waiter: Hi, would u like to start off with an appetizer? Me: I’m gonna wait until my date arrives W: Sir, it’s been 3 hours
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