@pittdave13

First day as a dad
When I change its diaper is that when I oil the baby? Also where is the filter and how many quarts does it take?

First day as a dad
When I change its diaper is that when I oil the baby? Also where is the filter and how many quarts does it take?

- @pittdave13

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