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@HepatitisAtoZ: [first day as an architect]

boss: "these plans you designed make no sense. what does 3FF mean?"

me: "3 Fruit by the Foots long"

boss: "we dont measure things with Fruit by the Foot here!"

me: "oh, okay" *converts measurements to Bubble Tape*

[first day as an architect]

boss: “these plans you designed make no sense.  what does 3FF mean?”

me: “3 Fruit by the Foots long”

boss: “we dont measure things with Fruit by the Foot here!”

me: “oh, okay” *converts measurements to Bubble Tape*

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