
Catholic mass is just Catholic force divided by Catholic acceleration
Catholic mass is just Catholic force divided by Catholic acceleration
How is it that a parking spot gets paid more per hour than I do
I act like Pacman at parties.
I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
My mom always used to give me a card on Valentineโs Day when I was a kid. She stopped doing it when we broke up.
In my younger days, I was bullied. Fed up one day I punched the biggest kid in class. I think about that teaching job often.
I am calling for a truce between emos and kpop stans to take down the one true enemy, Ticketmaster
Martial arts movie, starring me
Master: You wish to learn to fight?
Me: Yes
Master: The training is very difficult
Me: Oh then no
The End
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping and the other third making viral videos.
Who called it a muzzle and not a hush puppy?
One of the best parts of marriage is having someone to hate the couples on House Hunters with.