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@daddydoubts: *first time in a long time at the dentist*

Dentist: don’t worry this isn’t going to be as bad as you think.

Me:

Dentists: whoops never mind we have to take out all your teeth.

*first time in a long time at the dentist* Dentist: don’t worry this isn’t going to be as bad as you think. Me: Dentists: whoops never mind we have to take out all your teeth.
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