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@NewDadNotes: Fish: shark keeps trying to eat me.

God: oh man that sucks.

Fish: can I get some of that camouflage you gave chameleon?

God: sorry that only works on land.

Fish: ok that’s fair.

[octopus swims by but fish can’t see him because he’s camouflaged]

Fish: shark keeps trying to eat me.

God: oh man that sucks.

Fish: can I get some of that camouflage you gave chameleon?

God: sorry that only works on land.

Fish: ok that’s fair.

[octopus swims by but fish can’t see him because he’s camouflaged]

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