@Mom_Overboard: five mistletoes make up a mistlefoot thank you for your time
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@jordan_stratton: "I want frog legs." -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever
@flashember: imagine being a tree. just imagine it. imagine the good times (wind gently blowing your leaves); imagine the tough times (wind roughly blowing your leaves). imagine the ok, so-so times (there's no wind)
@Parker_Simpson: I wonder if ppl who design new kinds of toilet paper ever think,"Why do we ever try? ppl are gonna shit all over this new design"
@sixthformpoet: If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything.