@ObscureGent: For a good time go up to strangers and mistake them for unattractive celebrities.
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@Pmerrily: Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history.