@RunOldMan
@blade_funner
Don’t talk to me about hardship. You guys will never have to refold a road map.
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I now pronounce you internet boyfriend and girlfriend.
You may put your hand down your pants and kiss your phone.
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Me: Jesus Christ Amy, I’d squash it
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her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours
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@XplodingUnicorn
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