The Sun’s probably Asian.
For english press ONE. Para espanol el primo numero DOS. If you like totes can’t even right now, obvs press THREE.
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I liked Meatloaf before he got soft and changed his name to Adele.
[rubs magic lamp]
GENIE: You get 3 wishes
GENIE: No wishin for more wishes
“I wish for more genies”
GENIE: I don’t like you
“Alexa, lock the door”
– me to my friend alexa because computers locking doors is LITERALLY HOW TERMINATOR STARTED
student: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: *slams revolver on desk* i don’t know, can you
robbers: [leaving with my tv]
me: can you close the door
ME: [slaps table] 50 on red
CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion
ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more
Yelling out “Stranger Danger!” is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code.
I don’t trust rabbits…
Anything that’s happy with just lettuce is suspicious