@AllieGoertz

For those who don’t know the difference, GRAPHIC NOVELS are COMPLETE stories, where as COMICS are people I try not to date any more.

You Might Also Like

@T_Longstreth

Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth… Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!

@Izianikapani

Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe.

Sachets away.

@Chumpstring

Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.

@dave_cactus

ME: And now to test my greatest invention, the cowtapult!
COW: M
? O
? ? ? O
?? ?? o
?????o
????? o
?????o
???? ?
??? ?
???.
???.
??? .
????.
.

@omically

[dentist chair]
how’s school?
*I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn’t in my mouth*
oh sorry
*puts hand in my mouth*
how’s school?

@bloodysurgeon1

The glove snap before the prostate exam isn’t necessary. We just do that to mess with you.

@Awk0Tacoo

I covered my boyfriend’s laptop in melted cheese and now he’s really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?

@ConanOBrien

This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.

@rachelle_mandik

“Actually I have a lot of secs” is apparently not the right answer to “Do you have a sec?”

@bazecraze

If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book.