“As a student the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are ” I haven’t started either”
For valentine’s day, I’m taking my wife to see “50 Shades”.
How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up.
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Oh, your kids sit down and eat dinner? That’s cool. Mine perform interpretive dance in the kitchen while their food gets cold.
You’re a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges.
When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue.
I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are “Halloween decorations” again.
My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!
I’m starting to suspect the Christmas tradition of the kids cleaning the house for Santa while the parents nap is just something my parents made up.
Man down! Send in back up!
*wife comes rushing in the room*
*i dip another chip in the salsa to rescue the broken chip*