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@Ygrene: [forgetting the phrase ‘adopt a rescue’]
i’d like to purchase one used dog
@NewDadNotes: God: you’re a whale.
Dolphin: I’m not a dolphin?
God: you are a dolphin.
Dolphin: but you said I’m a-
God: -you’re a whale yes.
Dolphin: I don’t get it.
God: all dolphins are whales but not all whales are dolphins.
Whale: I thought you said he was smart?