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@BoomBoomBetty: Fortune cookie: You will travel far and wide and touch many lives along the way.

Me: [sighs and starts drafting apology notes now]

Fortune cookie: You will travel far and wide and touch many lives along the way. 

Me: [sighs and starts drafting apology notes now]

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