@Hobo_Splendido: Found a half empty bottle of salad dressing in the woods. Not sure how kids party nowadays but I don't think I can hang.
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@colesprouse: I was sad until I automatically connected to the local McDonald’s WiFi, then I was ~extra~ sad.
@Staggfilms: DOMINO’S PIZZA TRACKER UPDATES: - At 5:30pm, Ronny left our store with your pizza and $350 in stolen cash - At 5:42pm, Ronny was last seen heading eastbound of HWY 94, high AF on meth - At 6:02pm, Ronny got naked and ate your pizza while exchanging gunfire with police. Sorry
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.