@Hobo_Splendido: Found a half empty bottle of salad dressing in the woods. Not sure how kids party nowadays but I don't think I can hang.
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@lazerdoov: *on a first date* Her: so nice to finally be out with someone normal Me: aw thanks *turns to the waiter* Me: do you have pony meat
@LoriLuvsShoes: I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now.