@Hobo_Splendido: Found a half empty bottle of salad dressing in the woods. Not sure how kids party nowadays but I don't think I can hang.
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@SaltyCorpse: A lot of people are walking around without forks in their eyes only because I don't carry forks around.
@DannyZuker: Everyone else could have their eyes shut, runny noses and food in their teeth but if I look thin, it's a GREAT group photo.
@3sunzzz: [Googling] How many calories in a glass of white wine? *45 minutes later* [Googling] How many calories in a bottle of white wine?