@Stellacopter: Found an ant in my bathroom today, which is weird because I haven't had a picnic in there for like 3 months.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes.
@JosesLovesYou: check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad.
@NoogsCorner: Cigarette: Hey buddy. Me: I don't smoke anymore. Cigarette: But buddy. Me: NO. Cigarette: Buddy? Me: You do make a good point. Fine.