So Jamie and Cersei could have lived if they moved a little to the left?
[frantically putting on Victorian era clothes as I bleed out] must… fit in.. with… other ghosts
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Chicago: hurt me
Me: eats pizza with a spoon
Got drunk and told the dog she’s adopted last night
My wife [sexily] – “why don’t we…turn out the light?”
Me, a moth – “no”
*sees guy ordering pizza*
(Ur dead to me)
ENGINEER: and this baby will do zero to sixty in less than three seconds
ME [admiring the infant catapult]: *nods* very impressive
therapist: are you still scared of your own existence?
me: I’m afraid I am
KFC hitting the cannibal market
Jimmy Fallon always looks like he’s waiting for you to open a gift he’s convinced you’ll absolutely love.
DRUG DEALER: what’ll it be man
ME: *wearing a wire* some drugs please
[at the surveillance van]
DEA AGENT: did he just say some drugs