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@Browtweaten: Friend: How's the new job?

Me: Can't complain

Friend: What's with the beeping collar?

Me: *starting to cry* Can't complain

Friend: How’s the new job?

Me: Can’t complain

Friend: What’s with the beeping collar?

Me: *starting to cry* Can’t complain

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