@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
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@SteveKoehler22: Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians.
@hippieswordfish: ME: I JUST WENT TO THAT NEW SALON WHERE THEY CUT YOUR HAIR OFF BY SHOOTING IT WITH A GUN FRIEND: oh cool how was it ME: WHAT
@iamspacegirl: [after blowing out all the candles on my cake] him: Did you wish for world peace again? me: haha of course. *A WILD SQUIRTLE APPEARS*