@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
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@caliluvgirl77: Therapist: we need to work on YOU taking responsibility for YOUR actions Me: *pulls a flask out* WHO PUT THIS IN MY PURSE?
@RedBeard3000: Officer: have you been drinking? Me: no sir 0: you were swerving M: Twitter O: oh, I'm on Twitter what's your handle M: yes, I was drinking
@: her: the moon is so romantic tonight me: how the moon: [brushes hair behind my ear] hey me: h-[blushing] hey