@mydanimarie: FRIENDSHIP TIP: stick your head under the bathroom stalls and introduce yourself! You never know where you'll find your soulmate
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@ayyyyloser: Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran
@Tharin_P: How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory? Asking for a friend.
@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.
@minealone6: Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin