@Bob_Janke

Fun experiment: Go into any store and ask for “the big stupid looking guy” see who they bring you

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@jctwritesstuff

[Command Center]

*opens map*
*traces route*
*marks intercept point*
*drives*
*waits*
*target arrives
*tackles*

Liquor Delivery Guy: Again?

@iamspacegirl

Honestly rude to go all the way into a fish’s domain and then be like “oh no thank you I brought my air from home”

@YeahDrewisOn

Sure he’s handsome, funny, smart, charming and successful, but can he fit 54 M&M’s in his mouth at once?

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@Michael1979

Step 1: Join a group chat full of strangers
Step 2: Announce that someone in the group has been private messaging you pics of themselves in very snug speedos
Step 3: Answer no questions
Step 4: Leave

@junejuly12

When an elevator stops on a floor and no one gets on or off, I always think ghost.

@Fuzzylogic2009

I’ve stolen so much stuff from work that some of my colleagues now have to work at my house