This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me.
That’s the kind of anti-social I aspire to be.
FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with “iPhone 6 in Stock” and watch the shenanigans ensue.
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Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1. Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that’s probably it and I’m not sure about that first one.
If I meet you for a date and you don’t look anything like your pic, you’re buying drinks for me until you do.
“Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?”
[googles but can’t get wifi] Well son, that’s when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666
Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of “going to the gym in 2013.”
It’s not like I can let everyone on facebook know that I am actually a sexually deprived, unshaven, drunken mess.
So I tell everyone here.
If I have learned anything in life it’s don’t throw away your fat clothes
Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini.
I speak both universal languages:
2. Louder & slower English
Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium.