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@sara_ashlynn: Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch.
@FU_TangClan: man: wait
@notalogin: First they came for the people who say "Awesome sauce," and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it.
@elle91: This is my cat's medicine.
@_SingleBabyMama: I used to wait for hrs with my finger on the record button of a boom box after requesting a song on the radio. I'm familiar with commitment.
@AsYouNotWish: I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram.