@TheThomason: Fun way to make someone question everything: comment "you are so brave" on all their selfies.
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@AdamOfEarth: Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.
@daemonic3: chef: [yelling] I NEED LETTUCE assistant: [from walk-in fridge] ICEBERG, RIGHT? A HEAD? other chef (that survived the Titanic): oh no not again
@collegefession: "I always keep a textbook with me when I hook up with girls so there's no walk of shame I'm an early morning scholar #3.9GPA" - NSU