@kidphonic: Funny how you can tell a child Santa is made up and they accept it immediately, but you tell an adult God is made up, and they throw a fit.
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@liv_thatsme: There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said "boughten"
@TheAlexNevil: “Danger” was my middle name until I had it legally changed to “No, I’m good, thanks.”
@trevso_electric: The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.