@JPLFR80: "get your shit together" is my favorite weird expression of something no one would ever do, but everyone totally agrees is great advice.
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@sug_knight: In hell u have to go hot tubbing with all the people who show up in the "people you may know" section of facebook
@DaddyJew: Cop: are you currently under the influence of any mind altering substances? Me: just that gorgeous smile of yours Cop: get outta here