Don’t think too hard about why Santa would name a reindeer “Vixen.”
*gets b?e?t?t?e?r? bitter with age*
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The new Batman is super realistic — he’s attracted to porch lights, makes your girlfriend scream and then the cat eats him
I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate
If you’re going to fight, fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp to Noah’s Ark.
And brother, it’s starting to rain.
Just when I think I’m 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots.
Home Depot is having their “ultimate tool event” in case anyone wants to buy my cousin Tyler.
FYI to my fellow attorneys: If you ask someone if they can pass a drug test, and the person replies, “What KIND of drug test?”…the answer is NO, THAT PERSON CAN’T PASS A DRUG TEST.
Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi !
Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !