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@FlyJ_: *Gets back at the birds by pooping on their bird houses*
@Cool_Jesse: NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY.
@PaperWash: Our Ideal candidate:
-Minimum 3,000 years exp.
-Must have 8 PhD's
80 hrs a week
$7.15 an hour
Must be passionate about work!
@FilthyRichmond: I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it.
@dmc1138: I can't believe these kids at this lemonade stand expect me to provide my own vodka.
@distracdad: Paper plates were invented by a guy whose wife asked him to do the dishes once.