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@gradeaclown: gf: don't tell my dad you sell drugs

[later]

gf's dad: what do you do?

me: I give out free drugs

gf: don’t tell my dad you sell drugs

[later]

gf’s dad: what do you do? 

me: I give out free drugs

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