My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words “In Him”
Perplexed in Poughkeepsie
Gf: on a scale from 1-10, how annoyed are you with me right now?
Gf: I can do better than that
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Remember when you were at a friend’s house & their folks fought & you didn’t know where to look? It’s how I get when Glee does a rap song…
FIRST MATE: I can’t wait to see my wife again
PIRATE: Land Ho!
FIRST MATE: Now look, that’s a little rude
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
Me: there’s no “u” in team
Canadian: we’ll see about that bud
Her: I’m a vegan
Me: [*trying to impress her] People hate me too
Sometimes I feel doomed in dating, but then a random internet man with a profile pic of Deadpool writes “that’s cause u havent been with me yet ;)” and I am filled with joy and hope
Husband just told our daughter we were going hiking “near the place where mommy had to pee outside”
I wish we could still defeat bullies with synchronized dancing like in the 80s