@duplicitron: Ghost handwriting is so sloppy. What is this, blood? Lol. Get a pen.
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@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
@SortaBad: *slips the attendant $20* "make sure you pick me out a good one" Sir this is a daycare... "uh huh *winks* a daycare"
@Jenny4ashley: [speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? "No I would never do something like that" Me: Next