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@EndhooS: Gimme a cheese sub, hold the cheese
"Um, just the bread?"
No bread thanks
"I erm?"
Just butter my hand. And quit gawping I ain't got all day

Gimme a cheese sub, hold the cheese
“Um, just the bread?”
No bread thanks
“I erm?”
Just butter my hand. And quit gawping I ain’t got all day

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