@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
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@inmybox07: You might think I’m flirting, but really those faces are just me trying to get the peanut butter off the roof of my mouth
@sixfootcandy: Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits.