@McNevich: Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes.
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@ThePocketJustin: You think people who drink the energy drinks would have enough energy to put the cans in the bin rather than on the ground.
@TweetPotato314: Me: My wife left me to go help colonize Mars Therapist: That’s unsettling Me: Actually, it’s the exact opposite
@duplicitron: Someone left a really nice couch out on the street so I went home and got a lamp and TV and this is where I live now.