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@fishbowel: Girlfriend: can you run to the gas station and get some gas

Me: sure

Gas station employee: how can I help you

Me: *sweating out of breath* gas please

Gas station employee: where’s your car

Girlfriend: can you run to the gas station and get some gas 

Me: sure 

Gas station employee: how can I help you 

Me: *sweating out of breath* gas please 

Gas station employee: where’s your car

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