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@_coryrichardson: girlfriend: don't tell my dad we have sex, he freaks out that i'll get pregnant

her dad: hey bud you coming inside?

me: [clearly panicking] what no, i would never

girlfriend: don’t tell my dad we have sex, he freaks out that i’ll get pregnant

her dad: hey bud you coming inside?

me: [clearly panicking] what no, i would never

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