@JKNenagh: Girls are a lot like oceans,
but once a month
it's shark week.
@Chumpstring: client: i’m nervous
prosecutor: the defendant is guilty
attorney: oh my god [looks at client]
attorney: you said you were innocent
@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
@ThisOneSayz: Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon.
@_davidlucas_: What's a moderation, and how do I drink in one?
@Rlpihl: [Family Feud]
What's your answer?!
*whispers into microphone*
Please help me, I don't even know these people