Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit “copy”
give me a pen that doesnt look like a flower before i kill myself, Sheryl.
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Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder.
The Willy Wonka grandparents were connected under the covers, like a rat king.
Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride!
In my day, Frozen 2 would’ve been released directly to VHS with a new Olaf who sounds weird, and we would’ve been GRATEFUL.
onlyenemies … for 4.95 a month i will make your life a living hell…
Calling a girl “honey” is ok.
Calling a girl “bee vomit” is not ok.
I’m a relationship expert.
I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying “at least I didn’t kill anybody” to like every person he sees today.
“what do we want?” “faster Internet!” “when do we want it?”. Loading…