@Mr_Meowwwgi

Give me your water, Human!

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@rebrafsim

Me: can I ask a rhetorical question?
Her: sure
Me: well apparently not

@climaxximus

teacher: can anyone tell me what poor mental health looks like

me *raises hand*

teacher: yes good example

@SortaBad

Princess: U alone?
Luigi: Ya. Mario lookin 4 u underwater.
P: lol. wut?
L: ya idk. meet up?
P: sure. go-karts
L: k i’ll bring bananas

@patnspankme

got kicked out of Home Depot for trying to ride the forklift into the bathroom again

@rationalists

The term “mentally ill” is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs.

@withanewname

If Miley doesn’t get her shit together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college

@bobby

time to go viral by writing an obvious thing in all caps a bunch of times.

repeat after me.
IT’S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD.
IT’S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD.
IT’S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD.
IT’S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD.
IT’S WRONG TO MICROWAVE A CHILD.

@BigBec43

*does something weird*

*looks around for witnesses*

*sees no one*

*does something weird, LOUDER*

@FrazzleMyGimp

[in a steel doomsday bunker]

FRIEND: I could use some kool-aid.

ME: No!

[something strikes the side of our bunker]