@Izianikapani: Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.
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@iamk1ts: As confused as an atheist who's stuck behind a car that isn't moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you love God
@UGotMeRight: The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep.
@squirrel74wkgn: My wife was holding a broom, so I packed her away with the Halloween decorations.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: "You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow