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@AndrewNadeau0: [Giving my eulogy]
GIRLFRIEND: He was beloved for his many funny tweets, such as,
*Scrolling*

*Scrolling*

*Scrolling*

*Very slight chuckle*

*Scrolling*

Okay I actually don’t see any I like but he talked about it a lot, so I assume he was good.

[Giving my eulogy] GIRLFRIEND: He was beloved for his many funny tweets, such as, *Scrolling* *Scrolling* *Scrolling* *Very slight chuckle* *Scrolling* Okay I actually don’t see any I like but he talked about it a lot, so I assume he was good.
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