@shutupmikeginn: Glad i moved to a hip neighborhood where everyone is hot and I look like a rat who figured out how to use H&M gift card.
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@audipenny: A snake is what happens when a string goes "what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"
@PurelyYours1: My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out.
@lasergirl70: I'm pretty sure I made one of those "If we're both still single" pacts with someone. I just wish I'd written down his name.