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@FredTaming: god: ..and this part is your crust

earth: i’m a pizza :)

god: no that’s-

earth: everybody loves pizza :D

god: but

earth: i'll be treated so good forever and ever :')

god: [deep breath in] here’s the thing

god: ..and this part is your crust

earth: i’m a pizza :)

god: no that’s-

earth: everybody loves pizza :D

god: but

earth: i’ll be treated so good forever and ever :’)

god: [deep breath in] here’s the thing

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