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@ArfMeasures: God *creates slugs* meant to do this a while ago

Slug: So you're saying you're....sluggish haha

God *creates salt*

God *creates slugs* meant to do this a while ago

Slug: So you’re saying you’re….sluggish haha

God *creates salt*

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