@fro_vo
@GreenValentia
I’d expect Captain America to be fatter.
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@GreenValentia
@13spencer
You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.
@nyquills
Ladies, if he:
– is hairy
– has trouble communicating
– is 1′ 4″
– wears a deerstalker hat
– solves mysteriesHe’s not your man. He’s Detective Pikachu.
@marybethbarone
yes, I did pass these out on my last family vacation.
@Donna_McCoy
When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer.
@Just__J0
My kidneys: WE NEED WATER!!
My bladder: Don’t listen to them.
@pilau
Me: I swear youβll be the death of me
Murderer: lol
@noog
*opens facebook messenger*
*sips mtn dew twice*
*strokes neckbeard*
*begins typing*
Sorry abt ur mom dying
Tis a shame
Btw ur attractive
@EyelessSilas
Day 3 without sports:
