I never touch baby carrots because I’m afraid the mother will reject them.
“God” not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don’t worship God. “Money” mentioned eleven times in Republican platform.
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It’s like my mother always told me, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
Then she said I looked fat.
If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment.
Imagine PREDATOR is a sequel to E.T. Now enjoy both films more.
“I want u so badly” – Scrabble players with a q in their rack.
rt if you would follow her