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@RCKruseKontrol: GOD: YOU ARE BANISHED FOR EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT

Adam: sorry, Eve told me to!

Eve: i didn't say "apple" i asked you to eat my a--

GOD: THAT ALSO IS FORBIDDEN

GOD: YOU ARE BANISHED FOR EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT 

Adam: sorry, Eve told me to!

Eve: i didn’t say “apple” i asked you to eat my a–

GOD: THAT ALSO IS FORBIDDEN

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