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@RCKruseKontrol: GOD: YOU ARE BANISHED FOR EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
Adam: sorry, Eve told me to!
Eve: i didn't say "apple" i asked you to eat my a--
GOD: THAT ALSO IS FORBIDDEN